How Many tattoos?

So I just arrive at the beach. I live in San Diego and the beaches are great here. I’ve got several tattoos. On any given beach day several people will ask me about my tattoos. They are nice ones, full of color. I have sixteen tattoos, so it is common for people to ask me how many tattoos do I have. Every so often someone will outdo me. It is not a competition, but I do enjoy running into someone with more tats than me. Tattoos are great conversation starters. If you don’t have a tat, maybe you should consider getting one or two.