Santa Fired Me! All Because of a BC Rich Outlaw PX3

Who says Santa isn’t real? He is more real than even what children are capable of believing. How do I know this you ask? It is rather simple really, I am an elf! That is correct, you did hear me right. I am one of Santa’s elves. Well, I was. Some of us, while loading Santa’s sleigh last year, well… we couldn’t help but start playing with some of the gifts. I personally found a love for the BC Rich Outlaw PX3 guitar. Since that day, we elves have quit Santa’s workshop and formed our own band called, "Heavy Metal Elves."